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A fine romance with no kiddies. A fine

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romance, my friend, this is. They think
we're like a couple of hot tomatoes.

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But we're as cold as yet it is
Mappetato.

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A fine romance with no wrestling. A

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fine romance.

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With no nestlings, we might as well play
bridge with our maiden aunts.

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Love hadn't got a charm.

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This is a fine romance.

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Helen! Hello.

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Can't stay?

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Oh, thanks for coming. Turn up.

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How long, I mean.

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Oh, you're working.

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No, any excuse to get away from that.

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What is it?

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A novel.

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Oh, you always said a novel was the
translator's dream.

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Not this one.

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It's about a man who loses his soul in a
plastics factory.

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Is he fine, Miss Kent? I don't know.

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He's still agonising. He's been
agonising for the last 80 pages.

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Well, cheer up.

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Phil and I thought we'd eat out tonight.

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Would you and Mike like to come along?

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Oh. Um... Oh, no, thanks. Coffee?

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No, thanks.

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Why not?

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Well, I don't exactly know what Mike's
doing this evening.

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Well, ask him.

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I may not be able to.

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Glass of wine?

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No, thank you.

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Well, would you like me to write out an
invitation and then you can hand it to

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him? No, it's not that. I just may not
be seeing Mike this evening. I haven't

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seen him for two or three days.

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I haven't had a row.

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No, no, no. It's just that sometimes I
don't see him. He kind of goes

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Well, he just feels cooped up. I mean,
it is a small flat.

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It's cosy. Yes, cosy.

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But small.

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I know Mike thinks it because sometimes
he prowls about.

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Not an old force.

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No, not an old force.

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Sorry. Go on.

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Well, it's just that if there are two of
you here and one gets bored with what

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the other one's doing, there's nowhere
for the other one to go.

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Well, you can always go for a walk round
the window box.

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You're in a perfectly silly mood today.

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Yes. You're pregnant.

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I think I might be.

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Oh, Helen!

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Oh!

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Why didn't you tell me? I just did.

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Yes, but before you let me go on about
French novels and Mike prowling around

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and...

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Well, I'm seeing the doctor tomorrow.

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Oh.

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If he'll please.

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What did he say? Did he give you a
cigar?

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Oh, I haven't told him yet.

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Why ever not?

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Well, I want to wait till I'm absolutely
sure.

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Oh, I would. Yes, I know you would.
You'd have it on the news at ten.

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Aunt Laura.

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I can't knit.

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I know that.

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Oh, Aunt Laura. Oh, no, it sounds as if
I wear hairy suits and Lyle stockings.

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It doesn't. Auntie Laura.

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Yes! Oh, no. That sounds like I'm some
old dear who lives in the country.

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Uncle Laura?

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We'll think of something.

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Oh, Helen.

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Oh, I'm so pleased.

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Well, fingers crossed.

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Anyway, I must go.

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Oh.

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Now, what about tonight?

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Well, I'd like to come. Then come.

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We'll pick you up at eight. Okay.

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Oh, and one thing.

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Don't say a word.

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to fill.

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Not your... No.

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No? Okay.

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Oh.

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The Campari soldiers.

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One for you, senor.

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One for you, senor.

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There you go. And one for you.

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You call me when you are ready.

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During that time when we tried to get
into the restaurant after the ballet, I

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said I was Wayne Sleeve in Lucky Show.

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Didn't doubt me, did you?

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No, I just kept looking, so I might.

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I got your note. Glad you could come.

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Evening, sport.

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Oh, we need another chair.

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I'll get one.

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Excuse me.

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Is it all right if I... What

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are we celebrating?

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Nothing. We're just having dinner.

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Oh. Anyway, it's on me.

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No, it's not. We invited you. No, no,
no. I insist.

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I've just had some good news.

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It's all a bit of an anticlimax now,
really.

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Just tell it!

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Well, it's the business.

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It's something I'm not used to.

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I'm in the profit.

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I mean, I'm in the black, that's all.

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What a lovely day this is turning out to
be.

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First...

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There's profit, mate.

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You get a reimbursement. You need a new
van. You need some new clothes.

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I need some new socks.

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Some of them are very big.

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Well, let's keep it in proportion.

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Salway landscape gardening, you know,
not I .C .I. The difference is you've

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it yourself.

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Oh,

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I don't know about that.

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But I've already decided what I want to
do most.

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Welcome back.

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Well, yeah.

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It's a bit awkward, really.

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What? Well, it's rather rude.

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You've decided to do something rude?

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No.

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No, it's just that I wanted to tell
Laura first on our own.

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Oh. Well, we'll go over to the other
table. It's all right. Now, look, this

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ridiculous. We're having dinner
together. Mike can tell me afterwards.

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that's a much better idea. I'll tell you
afterwards. No, actually, there is...

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something that I'd like to tell Phil
privately.

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Oh.

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Well, well.

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What do we do? Whisper?

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This is tough. I'll tell you what.

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Helen and I will go over to that table.
Then we can whisper over there. And you

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can whisper over here.

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Then we'll all finish whispering what
we've all got to whisper. We can come

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here and presume we can all tell each
other what we've all got to whisper.

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Here we are, then.

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Yes.

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Hadn't you better start?

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Yes, but it needs words, you see, and
sometimes

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I can't find the right words to say.
Well, try, try.

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Well... Oh!

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I hope you're going to react like that.

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You're not going to tell me you're
pregnant, are you?

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Do you think so?

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That's great.

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That's just right for kids, isn't it?

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Yes. How's your whispering going? We've
not started yet.

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Well,

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we've been seeing quite a lot of one
another recently.

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And I thought, well, now that we...
Rather, that I was making a profit at

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last... Yes?

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Well,

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we ought to put it on a more sort of...
Permanent basis, yes.

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In a way. In a way, yes.

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Well, the thing is, I've seen a very
nice flat, a big flat, big enough for

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people to live in, and I think we ought
to live in it.

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we're gonna have a baby

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I expect we shall laugh about it one
day.

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Let's do it now.

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Look,

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it's not my fault you got hold of the
wrong end of the stick.

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I don't mind being made to look a fool.

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I look a fool quite often.

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It's being made to look an utter and
complete fool, I mind.

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You shouldn't jump to conclusions.

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You should have let me finish what I was
going to say. It took about three hours

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to get that far.

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Well, thank goodness. We got it all
cleared up before the waiter came back.

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He seemed very pleased with that drawing
you did for him.

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Yes, he did, didn't he?

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About this flat. Now, look, Mike, I
honestly don't see the point. I mean,

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practically living together as a team.

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Yes, but I thought we might move to
bigger premises.

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You make it sound like a factory.

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Well, it is a bit small, isn't it?

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Well, it wasn't.

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It never is at first.

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The more you get used to someone, the
more room you seem to use. Oh, and not

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giant. Oh, and not pygmies either.

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It's always been perfectly big enough
for me.

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Well, come round and see it anyway.

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See what you think.

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When? Tomorrow, after work.

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Good.

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Are we living together tonight?

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You don't have to ask.

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I do, as long as it's your flat I'm
living in.

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When you park the van round the back,
you rather pre -empt the question.

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Oh, you noticed that, did you?

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I'm quick.

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What would you have said had I asked you
to...

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What kind of a question is that?

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Well, why, academic.

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It's rather late at night for an
academic question. Oh, I'm just curious.

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Okay. No.

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I'd have said no.

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Oh.

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I've got an academic question for you.

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Oh, yes? What's that?

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What would you have said if I'd said
yes?

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My boy Bill will be tall and as tall as
a tree.

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Will he?

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He won't, you know.

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I don't care if he's short and fat.
Phil.

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Hmm? He won't be anything.

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What?

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There isn't a Bill.

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It was a false alarm.

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You need to see the doctor for the
night.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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You all right?

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Yeah, just disappointed.

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And don't you dare say never mind.

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Well, I was going to. Never mind.

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I think I'll go and ring Laura, get her
to come round.

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Why?

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Because your sister is a woman.

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What's that got to do with anything?

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I suppose... I suppose I thought she'd
know what to do.

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Listen, when I am pregnant and there are
ten foot snow drifts...

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And the car won't start, and the
ambulance men are on strike.

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Then Laura might know what to do.

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All she'd do now is to get upset and
make me upset.

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Anyway, she and Mike are looking at her
flat tonight. She needs her mind clear.

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Actually, you know, I think we'd have a
girl first.

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Then Bill.

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Yes.

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What do you think?

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If it's unfurnished, what are they doing
here?

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Fixtures unfitted.

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What do you think?

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Well, it has possibilities.

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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What the estate agent said, too.

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Oh, good.

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We're all agreed on that, then.

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Nice big windows.

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Don't think much of the view.

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Rather nice.

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Bit of green, flowers.

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In between the gravestones?

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Well, at least the neighbours won't be
naughty.

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Oh, and it's a good -sized kitchen, too.

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Nice working surfaces.

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I didn't know you were interested in
working surfaces.

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Only in an academic sense.

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I don't think much of a thing.

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No, I'll change that.

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What do you think?

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Is that working?

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I want to phone Helen.

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Why? Why don't you make her a reminder?

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No, she's been to the doctor's. I want
to find out how she got on. Oh, I'm

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sorry.

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Phil? Laura.

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What does it feel like to be an ex...
Oh, I'm sorry.

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How does she feel?

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Well, perhaps I could pop round.

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No, no, no, it's no trouble.

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I'll come round. Bye.

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False alarm.

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What? What a horrible expression that
is.

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Oh, what a shame.

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So... Where are you going?

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Going to see Helen.

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But what about the flat?

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Well, I can't think about that now.

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But you must think about it now.

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We're first, but there's a queue.

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And if we don't make up our minds, well,
then somebody else might take it. What

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a callous thing to say. You think a
flat's more important than a baby?

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But there is no baby.

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Oh, well, if you hold human life that
cheaply... Oh, now, what are you talking

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about?

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It's a shame, that's all. It's a shame.

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Phil and Helen are young. They'll have
thousands of babies if they want. You

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know what you're doing, don't you?

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You're making this an excuse to wriggle
out of making a decision. Oh, really?

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Yes. I don't like to think.

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You already said that.

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I insist on going hard with the rent.
You'll have to.

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I can't afford it on my own.

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Oh, sorry.

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It's only me.

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Mr... Ah, Mr Kelly.

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Any decision from you and your...

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Mr Bell, no, we're still musing.

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Ah, well, musing is fine.

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I like to think that I muse as much as
the next man, but time and time... Time

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waits for no man.

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Yes, exactly.

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So... See,

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the thing is, I've got Mr and Mrs
Swallow downstairs in the back of the

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and they're all terribly excited.

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Just give us a few more minutes, Mr
Bell. Yes, very well, but you must see

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point of view.

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I mean, if you're going to say no, I
can't afford to let the swallows become

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agitated. Well, no, no, no.

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Quite, quite. Just a few more minutes.

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Right.

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Well, you heard what he said.

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Can't afford to let the swallows become
agitated. Well, blow the swallows. I'm

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the one who's been out to rush into a
decision.

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What rush?

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A couple of minutes, you say? Well, no,
not literally.

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We can hang it out for about another
ten.

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Oh, terrific.

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Well, in any case, you have the whole
day to think about the principle of the

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thing and a good hour to look around the
flat and you're still having an hour.

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Well, I'll have an hour as long as I
like. Until we lose the flat.

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And then somebody else will take it. And
then you won't have any decision to

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make, which is probably what you wanted
all along. Where are you going?

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I'm going to un -agitate the swallow.
No!

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You mean you want us to take it?

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What do you think?

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Oh, well...

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I've told you what I think. It's a big
flat. It's big enough for two people to

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live in it.

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Well, why shouldn't we be the two
people? Supposing we get on each other's

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nerves? Well, that wouldn't be the
flat's fault. We get on each other's

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anyway.

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I'm getting on your nerves now, aren't
I? Yes, you are, as a matter of fact.

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Ah,

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now. How are we doing? We're getting on
each other's nerves.

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Oh.

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Still, what couple doesn't from time to
time?

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My own good lady, you know, as a matter
of fact, has this habit of... But I

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digress. The thing is, I must have a
decision.

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You see, the swallows have become
adamant.

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They fairly zip through the old
emotions, don't they?

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I think I might say that you appear to
be doing the same thing.

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Oh, dear.

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The swallows are hooting now.

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Look, I'm sorry, but I must have a
decision, yes or no.

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No. Sorry.

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You said no. No, no, no. It's just the
way I speak.

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I mean to say yes and outcomes no.

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Yes, I see.

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Well, are you sure?

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Yes. Fine.

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Well, if you'd like to pop back to the
office when you're ready and we'll find

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the necessary papers.

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In the meantime, I'd better go and
mollify the swallows.

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Oh! And I do hope that you'll be very
happy here.

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I'll never give much credence to jinx
this, must I?

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What jinx?

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What jinx? Well, the... What jinx?

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The last two or three couples have moved
in and out rather quickly.

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Not to the cemetery.

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Well,

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that's something.

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Well, there's nothing like crossing the
old Rubicon to get the adrenaline

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flowing, is there?

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I think we'd better go and sign those
papers before we change our minds. I'll

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change the sink. Good.

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How do you feel?

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Scared. And you?

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Oh, well, I've had longer to think about
it than you.

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True.

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Petrified.

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A fine romance with no wrestling A

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fine romance with no nestling We two are
just as prickly as

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cactus plants Love hasn't got a chance
It is a fine romance

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